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Crotch creeper 

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.
Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.
Crotch creeper by SamandAsh November 3, 2019

Crotch bacon 

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
Crotch bacon by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020

crotch munchies 

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

Crotch Pop 

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
Crotch Pop by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022

Crotch Cottage 

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

crotch rot

Herpes or anything that infests your junk.
"Dude i heard that chick gave steve a case of crotch rot"
crotch rot by croch-rot May 15, 2003