Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

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cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

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crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

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Crotch Flower

Slang for a Vagina.

Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

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Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

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Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

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