crickets

a breaker move like the turtle except you bounce back and fourth from hand to hand instead of just lifting and shifting.

a cricket is alot harder then the turtle

by blazed December 15, 2004

cricket

A code name whites use to talk about blacks and blacks have no idea that whites are referring to them

"Lets leave man, too many fuckin crickets in this bar"

"Fuckin dumb ass crickets always tryin to fuck all the hot white girls"

by hotmammi October 11, 2006

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009

CROTCH-CRICKETS

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

crusty cricket

take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.

the crusty cricket is badass

by A.Contreras January 12, 2010

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016