Cricket

a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.

'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'

by vaporesso February 28, 2021

cricket

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender

Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right

by buzzw September 11, 2012

crotch cricket

Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...

Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park

by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018

Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.

Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.

by thatyelpbitch June 11, 2022

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

mud cricket

A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO

The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO

by Ardnekk August 31, 2022

Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.

Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff

by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021