Craemed

Verb.

Pairing of the words "creampied" and "came."

See Creampied and Came.

"I craemed that bitch."

by Ol'Toby November 5, 2014

cafenomics

The study of one's coffee related expenses

My Starbucks habit is really getting expensive. I applied cafenomics to determine that by buying a Nespresso machine, I would break-even in nine to ten months.

by GoDugGo June 2, 2015

chafed grundle

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !

These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle

by DoggWood January 26, 2016

craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.

Make me some damn craft Mac and cheese bitch.

by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

Caféphobia

The fear of coffee and sometimes coffee related productes. (Examples being: Coffee beans,bags,cups)

Barry has Caféphobia,he hasn't left his room since that coffee commercial came on..

by Applefez June 17, 2016

Craft

It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".

When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.

Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"

Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"

by Dr.Stray September 8, 2016