snacky crackers

something you snack on after snorting a line

yo dude I got the munchies after that line
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on

by niggerdicktaint January 4, 2017

sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017

Cracker Lie

A lie a white person tells for no reason.

Did you hear that cracker lie she just told? They’re literally endless

by Dora25 June 27, 2020

Jesus Crackers

Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.

Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"

by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.

If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

Cracker Attack

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.

YOU JUST GOT CRACKER ATTACKED!

by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010