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Cosimo

A good looking boy that is from Italy. Most likely from Sicily, he knows people in the Italian mafia and many girls are attracted to him but are shy to say. He will most likely become successful at an older age. Is considered very funny. Cosimo usually has very nice eyes aswell.
Sarah “I saw Cosimo today”
Madeline “Your so lucky
by Tony Vincenzo December 9, 2022
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Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.
Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?
by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022
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Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.
Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.
by Marty Farty December 29, 2022
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cosmicduke

Cosmicduke is a name and a unique one at that. As a name, it has no inherent qualities or characteristics, but it can evoke certain associations or impressions, as I mentioned in my previous message.
CosmicDuke
by cosmicduke January 17, 2023
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Cosmo

When you meet a guy online and ask him to send you benzodiazepines via mail, then invite him to Berlin, feed him said benzos and call police on him, making an absolute fool of yourself in the process.
Did you hear Alice pulled a Cosmo again?

No way! Who?

The Bear!

No way, that guy is a true friend. I’m sorry, Bear!
by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023
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Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
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Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
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