cola lace

Where a girl shits on her hand and rubs it all over her vagina thus making the pubic hairs matted with shit. Cola Lace.

Dudeee that girl was sick: she cola laced.

by Daniel Kendall February 4, 2014

Carlado

Carlado is a ship name specifically used for the names Carmel and Ricardo.

"I saw Ricardo ask Carmel out at school #CarladoFTW"

"I saw Carlado holding hands at school today"

"I hope Ricardo asks Carmel out and they finally become, 'Carlado'"

by IlyRicardo2277 October 13, 2015

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colag

1) The act of grabbing someone's neck and arm, then you lift them up and slam their coccyx onto a hard surface.

"Dude, did you watch the fight match yesterday?"
"No, what happened?"
"Jamie colaged Jones on the wood floor."

by Ghaodoni September 11, 2016

Carlayiah

Is a lightskin black girl with amber eyes and curly hair,she also grows at a faster rate than most of her friends

I love her hair and eyes she looks like a Carlayiah

by EVOL FAJ November 4, 2016

carlajune

CarlaJune is an amazing creature! She is strong when she feels weak! She is a woman more interested in nature and daydreams of peaceful times. CarlaJune sparkles and shines!

CarlaJune is the best mom ever!

by TheMotherofK's December 19, 2016

Cola

Cool oxygen leather apple

Me: Hey what did you get for lunch?
Friend: A cola.

by ColaDestroyer69 January 30, 2017