Urinal Complex

The Urinal Complex presents itself in situations when subjects have to choose their spacial proximity to another subject. Subjects will choose to separate themselves from others in public areas. The condition usually manifests itself in parking lots, restaurants, and most importantly restrooms(usually male).

The most prevalent example of the Urinal Complex occurs in public male restrooms. Upon entering the restroom, subjects will search for the urinal which is empty on either side. If an open urinal is not available, subjects tend to opt for a private stall. The condition also occurs in public parking lots. Subjects have been observed circling the entire parking lot, searching for a spot that is vacant on either side.

by Decafe134 June 6, 2009

Nanny complex

The habitual belief that the rules of the game cannot be altered, and things are the way they are because that is the way they have always been.
The supporters of the status quo.
The dependency of the orthodoxy

He thinks it is necessary for banks to exist as they are the only means to manage wealth across a society ... he has a nanny complex

by sageistor December 3, 2011

analise complex

The analise complex is when someone uses the phrase, "Could you not?" excessively.

Me: Hey Analise! I'm going to go jump off a bridge.
Analise: Could you not? I'm trying to eat.
Me: She totally has the analise complex.

by Alyssa the duck whisperer December 3, 2013

DJ Complex

An awesome, badass house music DJ who is known in Australia for creating The Old Skool Rebelz. DJ Complex derives his name from not only having 'a complex' (in the form of a massive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. Always a Gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper DJ who suddenly cant find a fucking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. Complex lives to show other DJs their errors. See Mixcloud.

Punter who likes to dance: "Excuse me old bean but I have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my sexy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. I was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing "All In" by Norman Doray? "
Teeny-bopper DJ: "Wha?"

Punter: "Can you put Norman Doray "All In" on?

Teeny bopper DJ: "Sorry I haven't got it"

Punter: Well perhaps you should take a leaf out of DJ Complex's book and get it fucking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. It's not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young cunt"

by DJ Complex January 19, 2017

Mom Complex

Excessive love for one's mother, often past the point of ordinary mother and son relation. Often used as a tease/insult for a person who's overly protective of mother, and is shortened as mom con or mom-con.

John: Yo that kid Kenny seriously kisses pictures of his mom every morning when he wakes up. I've even heard that he baby talks to her whenever they speak to each other.
Gideon: What the hell... sounds like a serious mama's boy.
John: No way at that point its just a severe mom complex.

by Falco3688 December 21, 2020

'smokey bacon' complex

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.

"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."

by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011

Bruce Jenner complex

The idea that a man feels hesitant about their gender status and demonstrate it through cross-dressing, speaking in an effeminate voice, and if taken seriously, making the decision to have a sex change. Named after Bruce Jenner, former 1976 Olympics decathlon champion who came out as a transgender woman in 2015.

"Bobby, what are you doing with all of Peggy's makeup?" - Hank Hill

"I'm playing pretend. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a girl." - Bobby Hill

"Oh dear. I'm just now realizing you have a Bruce Jenner complex." - Hank Hill

by RyanMcCarthy July 25, 2015