time to cock

1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.

Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.

2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.

2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
by HitNRun October 20, 2007
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Cock Sleeve

A promiscuous woman who involves herself in vast quantities of sexual intercourse to the point of her own objectification. In other words even worse than a common slut.
Random douche1: Dude have you talked to jessica yet? she will fuck anything that walks.

Random douche2: Yeah man i love it, shes just cock sleeve.
by darkslayerryu July 24, 2012
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cock sweat

I banged the bitch all night what a cock sweat!
by Charley Mais June 26, 2006
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Cock-Sand

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.
No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.
by RollerBitches March 03, 2015
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plain cock

a penis that has no special distinctions or markings. its just a plain penis.
hey i had sex with a plain cock last nite and it was real simple
by penis54321 October 04, 2009
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Harambe-cock

The act of forcefully wipping someone's penis out, with the sole purpose of honoring Harambe.
Dude dont Harambe-cock me!

I'm about to go Harambe-cock those mother fuckers
by Auratory August 10, 2016
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Wild Cock

A form of the spread offense in football implemented by Steve Spurrier and the Gamecocks at the University of South Carolina.
The Wild Hog and Wild Cat formations have taken over the sport of football but watch out for the Wild Cock in fall of 2009!
by JBGamecocks March 26, 2009
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