screen coating

when a person makes something seem more happier than what it is on social sites.

Rosie and her husband are seperated, I dont know why she is on FB screen coating her life.

by taz27 March 24, 2017

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

coated corn stick

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.

"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."

by Kerrach June 21, 2017

Piper Coates

A big black male who has been caught texting little boys

Person 1: you hear about Piper Coates?

Person 2: Yeah that strong black male

by Himmmy February 7, 2024

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010