Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.

Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."

by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

Rusty Clunkers

The large saggy breasts of an older woman

“Hey guys, have you seen Moon lately? Those rusty clunkers are hanging pretty low these days”

by Jyts August 3, 2021

Clinken clunken

What the Germans call a seatbelt.

"Zat man just became a human projectile!"

"He should have put on his Clinken clunken!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

john clanger

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.

John clanger!

by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022

Star-Clanger

A person who has imbalanced behavior.

My classmate told me that his stepmother is a star-clanger. Because due to her lack of behavior, she allows her stepchildren to cause trouble by not giving them discipline, teaching them from right from wrong..

by Cinnamon Pilcher December 26, 2022

cluster clinger

the most hated and loved item in firtnite

I just found cluster clingers

by ya boy hypickel February 20, 2024