closet bugger

To not disclose the fact that you are bugging out, or freaking out because of smoking the reefer.

Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.

by joesbugginout November 25, 2010

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie April 3, 2011

Closet Doug

a secret competitive eater

Bob looked at the pile of brownies he was tempted to devour and realized he was a closet doug.

by Team Incredibly Awesome May 4, 2011

Closet Troll

A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.

Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.

Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!

by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011

Closet mo

Closet mo,
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up

Our friend Tyler B. Has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was His boyfriend, soon she'll figure out he's a

"closet mo"

by gingerjesus January 1, 2015

Closeted Weirdo

When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.

Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.

Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.

Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.

by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015

Clois

Beautiful, funny, super caring, protective, Always seen smiling, Will make your day with her beautiful smile, she loves dogs , Never hurt her , her heart won't take anymore pain, has the cutest, sweetest, craziest laugh , You will always love her more than any girl, You will never forget the fun memories you had with her, She always forgives, She gets jelly easily, but you don't care , you know she only cares about you, You will end up hurting her and breaking her heart so many times, but she will always forgive, she is terrified by spiders, She is always pushing you to do your best and to be determined , She will motivate you to do your best in everything . She is the girl of your dreams, You will want her forever and ever, never loose sight in what you have with her, because you can lose it to stupid choices you make......

Clois will always be the special girl , you will want with you in your life, by your side forever

by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015