Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021

clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-

Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"

by Sashas-white-teacup April 8, 2021

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

clothis

Everything and nothing at the same time

The sky is clothis

Your mom is clothis

by kennyforbes February 17, 2021

Clothesure

When you break up with an ex who hates the boaby but loves the Tories, and you FINALLY get your clothes back that they tried to steal.

“Yo Eva, Bulu, and Kate, did you hear about DK’s ex who loves the Tories and tried to steal her clothes?

I did indeed Megs, but that’s old news: she got clothesure last week”

by Jimpostor April 17, 2021

Clouthead

A clouthead is someone who is obsessed with BitClout

He spends 20 hours a day on BitClout, a real clouthead.

by TrueApery July 3, 2021

Clothestrophobic

The fear of being trapped in your own clothes i.e. Tight shirts, socks, jean etc.

As Mike started to freak out trying to take his turtleneck sweater off he screamed "HELP! Get this off of me, I'm CLOTHESTROPHOBIC"

by Darkwroth July 13, 2021