like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

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clear the air

When two people are arguing or having a misunderstanding, 'clearing the air' means having an honest discussion about feelings in order to move past the conflict.

Person A: "I think we need to clear the air after what happened the other day."
Person B: "Alright. What do you want to say?"
Person A: "The other day when you said what you said, it really hurt me."
Person B: "I only said that because you hurt me by saying what you said."
Person A: "Oh I see. Well, I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean anything bad by it."
Person B: "That's okay. I'm sorry too."

by DefiantPanda January 25, 2021

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self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

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nigga clean

(Verb) to clean one's cluttered house, crib, car, etc. by piling and hiding clutter in closets, under beds or in car trunks so as not to appear messy.

Hey man, I just opened your baffroom cabinet lookin' fo some ass wipes and all yo copies of Black Tail magazine fell on de flo. Wha chu do, just nigga clean yo house?

by Johnny Kool Mild 1 December 29, 2008

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