carbivore

fatasses who eat sweets and think they're skinny

fredric is definitely a carbivore; look at him he's a walking ellipse!!

by fattiecentral December 23, 2023

Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

carbon dioxided

When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.

Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.

by keliskindacool January 21, 2024

carboneau

A twink of any french descent. Usually skinny with blue eyes or freckles. May also be ginger related.

“God damn, he look like a carboneau”
“Bro is definitely carboneau related”

by Tbig guy February 3, 2024

Carbo

Carbo is a word used to describe something uncanny/unreal but in a comedic way.

“Did you see the way that fat kids stomach rippled when he belly flopped?- it was so carbo.”

by Fatdiscordmod_1993 November 14, 2023

Carbin

Boys name

Carbin is the smart guy

by Carbin November 20, 2023

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023