Chris
The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
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Chris by I fed ur mom December 4, 2017
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Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Chris by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018
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chris by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018
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Hall Of Fame Builder in Fortnite. 99 Overall with all the badges. Likes to have sexual intercourse with bitches that have HIV.
Chris by Suckingtoes May 9, 2018
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Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting
Me: I have more kills than you
Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
Chris: at least I’m not donuting
Me: I have more kills than you
Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
Chris by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018
Chris
Unloyal, selfish guy who always puts himself before others. Never has time for anything or anyone because he’s too hook on video games and useing girls for sex. Dick size is also sub par <3
Her: I hope I never date a Chris.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
Me: Good, he’ll waste your tim and use you then throw you away like you were nothing.
Chris by Super Thicc Succ ;) April 8, 2018