A total goof, and an amazing person. He makes any girl feel like he has a crush on them. He’s kind, crazy, and funny. Anyone with a Carter in their life is a lucky person.
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Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
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I think a Carter is a great guy. But sometimes he can be a bit annoying but even if he is annoying u won't think so for that long. He is also a very award to girls. He is the type of person that is smart and athletic. But sometimes he gets in trouble for something stupid. He is mostly a silent guy and were a hoddie in all weather conditions. He is usually addicted to one game. He is also a hard worker but it is hard to motivate him. Sometimes in his teens, he is very interested in anime and likes different types of it. He is a very good person to be a bf with. He would never cheat on a girl and the Carter I knew liked a girl named Karla. That is my definition of a Carter
by Carter_is_great October 16, 2019
Get the Carter mug.An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
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A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
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“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
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