couch lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

by Haddock May 31, 2005

fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.

Fuck yo couch, niggah!

by Kecktardo November 3, 2005

couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007

soul coughing

A lesser known band from at least a decade ago who sang songs such as "Moon Sammy" and "Blue-Eyed Devil."

I have a Soul Coughing cassette that I bought in a small shop in Colorado six years ago

by MysteriousMe November 4, 2003

Coughing

Dying of corona.

I think that one is coughing better not get too close!

by PETSipstick Mc Howard March 11, 2020

sex couch

The couch that everyone has shamelessly hooked up on. Usually located in the basement of a college house.

brad: where did you watch the game??
tony: i was at the trap house.
brad: i really hope you didnt sit on the sex couch
tony: oh crap

by eleffingscorcho November 17, 2009

couch wookie

A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.

by Lowbrow Dot Org November 1, 2004