fuck couch

to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something

"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"

by TNaes March 01, 2008

couch

bitch

you're such a little couch.

by schecksheee July 15, 2008

Casting Couch

Noun; a drink consisting of Whipped Cream a shot of espresso and a pump of vanilla syrup.

Hey, we have a special drink today, would you like to try the Casting Couch?

by Lubbadubalub December 14, 2016

couch crotch

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch

Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.

by Jeordie015 April 29, 2003

couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle

Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night

by drenched September 06, 2008

couch tour

Couch tour is when a person with no home manages to have a roof over thier head every night they sleep. People who do the couch tour usually will stay with a different persons place every few days to a couple of weeks, and will mooch or freeload and annoy the host; until the host tells the person to "get the fuck out". People that typically do the couch tour have multiple substance abuse issues, lack interpersonal skills and can not hold down a job.

My friends brother is an alcaholic meth tweaker, who can't hold down a job. He has no pernament address and stays with whoever will put up with him. He is constantly staying at different places, basically he is doing the couch tour.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

Dick Couch

Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.

You're such a dick couch!

by flagetasshole April 06, 2009