Square, the evil corporation

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.

Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

by Connect the Dots April 28, 2005

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Corporatia

The pathologic incubator that is modern corporate America.

And that's not all folks... Just a few quick months in Corporatia completely dessicated my soul!

by Jacques Stocken Berrelle September 24, 2010

corporatalkracy

Any corporate bulls**t or double speak that rambles on and on and has essetially no substance, answers no questions, and makes no committments.

I was stuck on another conference call this morning and Jim wasted an hour with more of his corporatalkracy.

I tried to get some custromer service but all I got was corporatalkracy.

by irish jimmy jam February 7, 2013

Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

Corporator

One who forwards a Corporate objective and interest. Such a person may or may not hold employment with a Corporation. He or she may also be an outsider who's services have been retained so to perform certain tasks on behalf of either a singular or collective Corporate bodies.

Former Congressman John Mckim is a Corporator for General Motors. His services has been retained in a Lobbyist capacity, so to push forward the interests of General Motors Corporation.

by Baron Neville May 15, 2016

Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal

I am a capitalist corporatism owner

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023