Cyber Condom

Name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.

Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..
Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!

Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.

Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
by JRanallo July 07, 2011
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shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
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No condom rule

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum
"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"
by Homelessman52 September 24, 2016
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Condom Skid

When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.
I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid
by Vomit Sack Jensen August 09, 2003
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condom sense

like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom
guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense
by alliOG August 28, 2008
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condom break

when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"
by somebody from 6/14 July 21, 2006
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Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
by cobrakaidojo September 05, 2007
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