Com/jew/ter Pronunciationkuhm-joo-ter
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
Tom - "Not to sound Anti-Semetist, but this computer is being well Jewish"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
by King J-Me December 14, 2008
Get the Comjewter mug.Commander Pinktaurious is the highest authority of the Nebulan Dominium. He is also known as "gorncommander" He has a popular channel on Youtube.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
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When someone is concentrating very hard on something
computer related
ex. World of Warcraft
COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !
computer related
ex. World of Warcraft
COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !
Nephthys: Why aren't you talking while we quest?
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating
by Azivin February 25, 2010
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hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?
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Adam Johnson kill yourself.
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my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.
Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people
Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people
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John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
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John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
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The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
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