chode

A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat!

Dude, you got a foking chode!

by Peter North September 26, 2004

Chode

An idiot. Usually a male, why acts like a moron. A guy who just doesn't get it. That guy who is either self-absorbed to the point of annoyance.

Dude, he's a chode! I want to kick his ass!

by Robicus April 12, 2006

chode

A penis wider than long, shaped like a tuna can

Me and my bud will slap u with our big ass chodes

by Chode Masta G February 1, 2005

chode

a mini ween blown up with a cock pump

mikes 2 incher pumped up is 3incher

by d-boy August 21, 2006

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long. or very short but very wide/fat.

jessica :"omg...nick has totally got a chode!he showed it to me last night!"

becky : "thats sick!!!"

by jack von offenstein April 18, 2006

chode

wen your fuckin dick is wider than long

Austins mom said that Joe was awful last night because he had a fucking chode.

by Billy McDewsch February 16, 2005

chode

a penis shaped like a tuna can

his choad is almost flat

by navajo warrior March 21, 2004