The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.
Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?
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the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.
im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group
by ChipK September 5, 2005
Get the cankles mug.Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.
Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?
Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.
Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.
by Dr. Evil Monkey April 6, 2008
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Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
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