Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

Something that is really unfair

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

by Ballmanhood November 12, 2020

bullshit

this term my friends is THE GLUE that bonds america together. george carlin calls it the american okaydoke. some examples are......god is watching you, the good guys win, justice is blind, the press is free, your standard of living will never decline, land of the free, home of the brave, the american dream, all men are created equal, your vote counts, business is honest, THE POLICE ARE ON YOUR SIDE, and everything will be just fine. our official national bullshit story folks.

Bullshit - america simple enough right!!

by otoolio72987 June 17, 2010

Bullshit Elliot

Something that is just pure bullshit, lies, fibs, backbiting, deceit, deception, detraction, dishonesty, disinformation, distortion, fabrication, falsehood, falseness, fiction, fraudulence, hyperbole, inaccuracy, misrepresentation, myth, revilement, slander, white lie.

Guy 1: I totally slept with Carla last night, she was soooo good.

Guy 2: Bullshit Elliot!

by Last Airbender April 22, 2010

doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

bullshit

google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.

OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol

by Bob Patel December 25, 2007

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Complete utter bullshit

Articles that are found in Facebook but thought to be true by millions of people

Guy 1: Hey do you know they finally caught Bigfoot?
Guy 2: Did you read that in Facebook?
Guy 1: yes.
Guy 2: That's complete utter bullshit!

by Origami23 January 23, 2016