Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

Bow mouthed

To have your mouth literally destroyed by hours of oral sex

Joey’s mom usually is bow legged on Saturday afternoon but this weekend she was bow mouthed

by rgndvo May 9, 2021

Bow Wow!

he is the man, the myth, the magical master. he is a legendary musician that basically everyone knows for making many of the most :fire: songs such as "yogurt apples" and "nasty ass nutella sandwich off the floor or smth that i paid for a dollar".

eminem has nothing on bow wow!
woahhhhhh !! isnt that the guy that made yogurt apples?

by sSosSa November 23, 2021

bow kid

the 2nd player/protanganist in a hat in time

person 1: can i play as bow kid
person 2: NO im bow kid

by _verycatty247 October 4, 2022

Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019

Bow Kid

The Luigi of A Hat In Time. Basically the same as Hat Kid, but with very curly hair and dark skin.

“Hey, have you tried a Bow Kid run in AHiT?”
“Oh, that girl that got cancelled before she even existed in the game?”
“Yeah...”

by CCKat January 30, 2021

Bow-tie

Bow-ties are Nation of Islam members (often 'security' or, in other words, enforcers). Bow-ties are rumoured to be assassins, those killed are believed to have upset the Nation of Islam for mysterious offences. They may or may not be affiliated with one mob or crew, and might take sides in drug wars, or remain neutral, depending on their preferences.

"Notorious B.I.G. did something to piss off the Bow-ties."

by MarcusXL March 8, 2015