Booger bitch

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

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Booger rim

The act of wiping ones boogers on the rim of someone else’s drink

Yo, I hear Ryan Petersen booger rims all of his employees

by Sloppyplop September 29, 2021

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sugar booger

a sugar booger is an intimate name you would call your lover/partner or a sexual position

Harold: Hi sugar booger i thought you might want the sugar position tonight
Stella: Of course your so good at being booger

by Pousiey sucker December 13, 2023

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Booger Pickering

The hottest, most attractive, charismatic king you have ever met with the fattest dump truck known to man. He is not afraid to tell every lovely lady in his life that they are in fact a hoebag, slut, or just a standard queen.

Random hoe: Hey have you seen Booger Pickering around?

Secondary hoe: Yeah, I just saw him getting freaky at the club.

by urmomisaslut.com November 09, 2023

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