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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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Good morning & God bless

When you eat breakfast and have a coffee while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning & God bless Hila!"
by Hila Kleiner May 23, 2018
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Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
by Sinereo September 14, 2021
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Blessed

In the southern United States, “Blessed” means ”God loves me more than he loves you”
Blessed that I went to Disney World and all you did was take a trip to Walmart.
by Valskyrie December 2, 2019
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Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.
"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"
by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018
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Blessing

fattest bitch ever she’s the fakest bitch you’ve ever met talks shit about everyone
that’s blessing don’t go near her
by ellie473 July 18, 2022
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Bless up

Wishing a homie good luck,greeting a friend, or sayin bye
“Ima heel flip the 4 stair at the square.”
“Ok bless up bruh”
by MC Abel March 15, 2021
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