bearded taco

A hairy-ass pussy.

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

by Al Sharpton's chapped asshole March 14, 2003

Comb Yo Beard

Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.

Person 1: Man I got 2 tests tommorrow and a paper due. I'm fucked.
Person 2: Nigga comb yo beard.

by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006

fuck me in the beard

used as an explative to show extreme distress or excitement

i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!

i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!

by the phalanx specialist November 27, 2007

itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

by Bad Ass Troll May 30, 2006

Beard Hickey

Noun - The result of a making out with a bearded person. A beard hickey is a red, dry, scratched up chin or jaw/jaw-line that is caused by the rubbing up of a bearded face with the rubbing up of a non-bearded face. For treatment, apply moisturizer to the affected area 6-10 times a day for 4-10 weeks, or as needed.

After the movie make-out, a beard hickey claimed the chin of my smooth skinned lady friend.

by Joe Alterman January 5, 2009

Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

weird out with your beard out

1. To get weird while sporting a beard.

2. To do what you want while growing a beard, as a means of expressing your freedom.

"I've decided not to shave for six months."
"Right on, man. Weird out with your beard out."

by OsirusR November 10, 2009