Baltanla

An imaginary country filled with gay people that constantly suck each other off and get handjobs from people who moderate a discord server about country roleplay.

Person: Hey, I'm taking a vacation to Baltanla!
Person 2: Shit, didn't know you liked getting handjobs from Discord mods

by Justacoconut December 1, 2023

Balter

To describe someone acting in a brain-dead way by dancing around in a weird manner and jiggling their ass. Commonly use for downies, autistic people, etc. You get what I mean…

Did you see the cleaner auntie yesterday? She was baltering all over the place while I was trying to study, sweeping dust away from her and repeatedly trying to scrub off a butterfly printed on the floor! What a downie!

by Ƒuckeverything May 3, 2024

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”

I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot

by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024

Balting

Balting: (noun/verb)

The coined term "Balting" originates from the world of PropPunk and refers to the practice of exaggerating, fabricating, or misrepresenting the assets, technological advancements, & military strength of one's empire within the context of the game. This term is derived from the nation of "Baltin," which symbolizes this tradition. Balting involves making inflated claims about one's empire's capabilities that go beyond what would be realistically feasible, often for dramatic effect or to assert dominance within the game's narrative.

"Bro I have nukes and a shit ton of uranium in my island"

"Yeah, you're balting."

by xCr8ivex May 10, 2024

Baltoid

Deorgatory term for someone from the Baltic countries (Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia)

Person 1: Lithuania #1 country!!!!
Person 2: Shut up Baltoid

by Jehatwndusjs July 7, 2024