Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

loop bat

Chaminade slang for giving head. Or just saying that somebody sucks folds. Short form: loop it.

eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.

eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!

by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006

The Bat King Effect

When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.

Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.

See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.

by LivingInAParadox December 5, 2016

just-in-caseball bat

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody

Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat

by treye May 23, 2008

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008