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Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009
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Babed-off

1.To be babed off one must recieve rejection from a potential or current love interest.
2. To be babed off is to be referred to as babe by a stranger, or someone with whom you are unfamiliar.
Person 1... 'I have groundbreaking news!!'
Person 2... 'what is it??'
Person 1... 'he has just babed me off!!'

Person 1...'Alright, bye babe'
Person 2... 'oh my god I think I just got Babed-off!'
by Aimee Josh May 15, 2009
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Barbecue of Justice

The mop dryeth, the mop weteth again, I opened the window with my normal kid powers, face the fury of my F, My teeth might not be super anymore but I've always wanted to do that!!!
by The Chintastic Adventure July 10, 2009
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barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment
Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.
by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010
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Barbecuticles

noun: (Bar-beh-cued-ickles) After eating barbeque of any type, the normally translucent cuticles of your fingernails become caked with a seemingly impenetrable layer of barbeque sauce. In this sauce-covered state, your cuticles are known as "barbecuticles".
Good wings, man.
Yeah, but course....barbecuticles.
by cawar June 30, 2010
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barbecue nugget

Verb : The act of throwing a half eaten chicken nugget with barbecue sauce all of over it through the fast food window. Usually occurs when you put in multiple orders for one car, and one order comes before the others.
What in the hell is taking her so long?

I'm gonna barbecue nugget this Bitch.

DRIVE Tommy DRIVE!!!
by ZachariahJebediah April 24, 2011
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Babedoe

Being a guys girl and having her like him back and the guy explains to his friends who she is
Yeah Meredith is Lj's Babedoe
by Juice cooper June 1, 2013
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