Bacon and Smegs

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

by Imbatman July 5, 2012

bacon

The labia of the vagina.

Inner or outer and ranging in appearance from tiny and tidy, through streaky, to full medallions and at the extreme - pieces which someone has attempted to chew, choked on and had to be Heimliched and kept in hospital overnight as a precaution.

I was reading the Victoria's Secret catalogue trying to pick my favourite model, one of them was far more beautiful than the rest but you could tell she had excessive bacon and it made the process so much more taxing.

by Mr. Cardboard July 24, 2012

pussy bacon

when a fat, old, ex pregnant or just plain ugly chikka is getting Labiaplasty usually something like the The Barbie a to remove her saggy labia the plastic surgeon uses a surgical laser to cut off her meat flap wings in the process cooking the removed labia turning it into tasty pussy bacon

" another beverly hills designer vagina! now what to do with all this pussy bacon"

by bobofdoom March 30, 2015

bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

bacon

Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman

I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.

by The Shiny Apple June 14, 2011

Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007