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bored as shit

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom
Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."
by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010
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born stupid

a person who has the mental capacity of a steaming pile of poop. AKA Ben.
Ben put his cigarrette out in a 5 gallon jug of beer and then proceeded to drink it. His look of confusion solidified our suspicions that he was born stupid.
by dick head September 18, 2004
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boredome

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.
1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.
by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009
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Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.
by Tone' April 20, 2008
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lizzie borden

A crazy ass girl who killed her parents
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Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one!
by lisa8990 September 21, 2007
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Border Jumper

Anybody of Mexican descent. The name was given to them because many of the non-English speaking Mexicans came into this country illegally, which in other words, "jumped the border" thus earning them the nickname Border Jumper
Que te lasima que casa a hola nuevos?
What the fuck did you just say you border jumper?!?!
by Julio August 10, 2004
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borry

anything pertaining to shit, or, infact, a shit.
exampple: this chocoalte tastes like borry bitch! OR that fat mole is such a borry, i say we shave her dog for this shit!
by beatrice September 14, 2004
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