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Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.
"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"
by tommylovesballselohel November 2, 2021
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Booger chan

A fat guy who smells like shit that enjoys using his booger as a lube to penetrate his own ass
by Suck dick simulator 1999 November 24, 2021
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Booger

A booger is a green or clear (sometimes red) substance that comes out of your nose hole. A booger is made up of dust that collects in your nose. I mean come on! If you where dust I’m sure you would hop it that big juicy nose hole! Anyways usually kids or adults (IF THERE REAL FREAKY) eat there boogers. Yes is gross but some people have a condition where they can’t stop picking that hole! Sometimes if there SUPER DUPER FREAKY they dig that nose hole as if there’s treasure! 🤢
Omg! Ew! He is eating his boogers!
by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021
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Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!
That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!
by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009
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Booger Fairy

One who slurps or sucks the boogers out of their significant others nose.
My boyfriend is a booger fairy and i love it.
by ravensfan1 January 13, 2021
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booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
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