awkward sexy

When one finds a naturally awkward moment or person to be sexually appealing and exciting. This word can easily be used to replace the word dirty (when using the word dirt in a sexual way)

That boy has on really tight jeans but a really big ass_ that's awkward sexy or I was hit on by an 18 year old freshmen who was wearing only boxers, I felt awkward sexy.

by v-rondi March 21, 2007

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awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin July 1, 2008

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Awkward Butterfly

Like the awkward turtle, but when the person walks away after being awkward.

Take both hands and flutter your fingers depending on how awkward the situatuion is.

Taylor: What the hell did that bitch just say? Can we please walk away?
Courtney: *awkward butterfly*

by ChuChuKitty April 17, 2010

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Awkward

Embarrassing and requiring great tact or skill to resolve.

When you are in a car with your group of blackout friends, being taken home by a really hot guy, when one of your friends starts yelling that he should make-out and finger you.

Sara: Hey Ricky, Meghan is hot! Make-out and finger her! Make-out and finger her!!!

Meghan: My life is Awkward...

Ricky:Awkward...

by SB-Bawsses March 2, 2011

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