an awesome

Pinnacle of awesomeness, the opposite of an hero.

an awesome! you don't know what an awesome is!? its the opposite of an hero

by nasty nater December 28, 2008

because it feels awesome!

because it feels awesome! -- the reason young guys like to jack off.

I'm gonna beat off again -- because it feels awesome!

by USAF Cadet March 16, 2021

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

awesome

What a boyfriend usually refers to his girlfriend as, in the early part of the relationship. Usually replaced with 'bitchy', 'annoying', or 'crazy', at the very first sign a girl suddenly seems human to the guy, or disagrees with him about anything. 'Awesome' is synonymous with 'incredible', 'sweet', 'amazing', and other such terms of endearment.

"OMG! You're so awesome! You're incredible! I've never met a girl as amazing as you! I love you so much!"

by CherryKisses September 22, 2005

awesome

Awesome(ôsm) adjective

1. Inspiring awe
2. Expressing awe
3. Slang: Remarkable, outstanding

Adjective overused as an exclusionary Shibboleth to identify Americans, and certain Canadians (with permission) to differentiate them from mature, educated, English-speaking adults.

If you do not use the word "awesome" eleventy-eight times per hour conversationally you must not be an American (or a permitted Canadian) and will be required to remain in your smelly little village in the Third World evermore (example: Skipton, UK).

by Rotebarone January 14, 2008

awesome butt

The ass of a girl that is so big, so round, so soft, you can't resist to stick your dick in it.

dayum, look at that awesome butt

i know, my dick just went power ranger on me

by Gobama! December 30, 2008

fucking awesome

fucking awesome is how a guy feels when he's having a cumtastic jack-off session and blows his load.

I was taking care of my morning wood earlier -- it was fucking awesome -- I had a perfect-gasm!

by USAF Cadet May 4, 2021