Angry Bitch Pirate

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008

angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Angry Chipmunk

A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.

Roberto and I gave Belinda the old "angry chipmunk" after the Star Trek Convention.

by argylegargoyle April 6, 2009

angry abe lincoln

A combination of the Abe Lincoln and Angry Dragon. When getting head and nearing climax, shove your cock into her throat, making the cum and her cough come out of her nose. The cum will run down her upper lip and chin. Proceed to throwing your saved stash of shaven pubic hair onto her face, creating a full beard. She will probably be pretty damn angry when she wakes up.

Roni will get the ol' Angry Abe Lincoln sometime in her life.

by Got patron in my cup October 19, 2006

angry at apple

Being duped YET AGAIN by Steve Jobs into buying one of his awesome-looking-but-otherwise-crap products (ie. the iPod), paying the equivalent of your first born just to get the damn accessories that you need to have or else your product would screw up (ie. wall charger for iPod, it lengthens the battery life apparently...or have I been duped AGAIN?), then having it screw up a couple months after, then facing their CRAP customer service representatives (even though they claim it's #1) who tell you that they lost your iPod while repairing it one moment, and the next moment tell you it's on backorder...then finally getting the damn thing back after six friggin weeks.

True story, it happened to me, unfortunately.

I was more than angry at apple for having unbelievably shitty service and products.

by *afterthought.cjb.cc* September 7, 2008

angry rodeo

when you stick your dick in your girls ass grab her hair and tell her to do you like her sister did last night she will get pissed and you hold on for the ride

i did an angry rodeo my girl last night bitch went nuts but i stayed on for the whole ride yee haa

by lakeside perv April 10, 2009

angry bear

taking a shit in a public bathroom urinal

He was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.

by angrydroid December 9, 2008