the angry toilet

This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D

I'm gonna have that whore be the angry toilet

by Raging Repeating Raping Rhinos January 9, 2021

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

by 527283747 May 5, 2015

Angry Bean

1. A smol bean being salty about being called a smol bean

Marius is acting like an angry bean towards Marie

by MommaMini December 5, 2017

Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

The angry Bilbo

to show somebody the middle-finger
(related to Martin Freeman (the actor of Bilbo Baggins) on the set of "The Hobbit", who obviously likes to flip off the cameras of the Behind-the-Scenes-Team)

He showed me the angry Bilbo
He was doing the angry Bilbo

by HPMax December 4, 2013