argylegargoyle's definitions

Angry Chipmunk

A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.

Roberto and I gave Belinda the old "angry chipmunk" after the Star Trek Convention.

by argylegargoyle April 6, 2009

tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013