Definitions by argylegargoyle

tuscan choke 

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.

Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.

tuscan choke by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013

Angry Chipmunk 

A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.

Roberto and I gave Belinda the old "angry chipmunk" after the Star Trek Convention.

Angry Chipmunk by argylegargoyle April 6, 2009