Texas Shuffle

The act of throwing a tantrum and walking down Texas Ave. while refusing rides from anybody and flipping the bird.

Blackberry making contact with my shirt caused me to cry and commence a Texas Shuffle

by Class of 2009 September 26, 2006

Texas Snakebite

Typically in three person sex: to climax in the ass of one recipient of the threesome and to have the third member suck it out of the anus as it were a fatal snakebite.

Well, Sherlene, your friends got an ass-full of my venom, better give her a Texas Snakebite.

by Truth Seekers December 30, 2007

University of Texas

- The Best Damn University in the nation
- One of the largest Universities in the nation.
- Home of the one of the most elite football programs in the nation who is always ranked in the top 10.
- Home to one of the best basketball squads in the nation.
- Only school in the nation to boast a top 10 football, basketball, baseball and women's basketball program. "We're Texas".
- School that owns the poor aggies in every possible sport except women's soccer.
- Also referred to as "Texas", "UT" and "UTexas".
- www.utexas.edu

The University of Texas owns!

by CorporationX January 26, 2005

Texas Longhorns

The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.

"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"

"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."

by The Horns Guy March 1, 2010

Texas Dangler

When a woman is wearing a skirt so short that her pussylips are hanging out the bottom.

"Gross i think i just saw that fat chicks' texas dangler"

by Kottonmouthed January 10, 2012

Texas Fedora

a hat with a broad, often curled brim and a high crown, typically made of felt:

"they were sitting in their saddles, wearing brand-new texas fedora hats and boots"

by Flamehurst January 7, 2018

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016