by jesus March 25, 2004
by hot4you444444 January 12, 2010
Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.
John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.
Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.
John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.
Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.
by Sly_Guy November 25, 2009
by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003
used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
by Professor Rubow December 02, 2008
1. What people do when they know better.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.
Jane: Well, I never!
Jane: Well, I never!
by Ricardo58 July 03, 2021