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Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
by Encablossa April 13, 2008
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Alabama Hen House

Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!
by Brian Seelen May 23, 2006
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University of Alabama

A state funded university located in Central Alabama. It is well known for its beautiful campus, excellent academic standards, attractive coeds, and storied athletics program. This institution has garnered a great deal of esteem in both academics and athletics, so much so that vacuous simpletons that are wildly covetous of said achievements are compelled to go onto websites and use sophomoric insults to describe this excellent bastion of higher learning.

See also: Main cause of little brother syndrome.
At the University of Alabama, student athletes are actually required to not only attend classes, but also be able to pass them.
by Literate individual August 28, 2006
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Alabama Mud Hole

It's a form sexual act that consits of a female defecating while a male forces his genitalia in her rectal cavity.
Dude as i forced my dick up her ass, she took a wicked warm dump and that shit ran all down my balls it felt like i was down ridin' in them alabama mud holes.
by DirtyThrity January 14, 2010
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alabama grills

alabama grills, when your nailing a chick in the ass and you wipe your muddy crutch on her pearly whites
a."dude i was out of my face last nite, i gave jan some alabama grills"
a."she looked like lil john, with her grills, then i iced em"
b."aw dude that nasty"
by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008
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Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?
by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016
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Alabama

A place for the party heart and a place for the soft at heart! Some people judge Alabama from what is not known. I lived in Alabama for about five years and know it is a million times better than West Virginia! So if you want to put down a state pick West Virginia but don't say it to my face because I love WV too. Just not as much as I love Alabama!
Alabama is for you and has room for all of your friends
by J MAN FROM THE A STATE July 4, 2006
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