protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

cabo shower

The morning after partying at mango deck and squid row, you didn’t get laid so you try to beat off in the shower, but you’re so hungover you just throw up mid whack session and give up.

Bro you don’t look so good, what that a Cabo shower?

by Nick_bender June 5, 2021

Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016

Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Ganz shower

The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.

Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.

by MacaroniMangina September 7, 2019

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018