Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Lincoln

Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live

"look at that dude he looks so dumb innit"
"lol hes my dad, Lincoln"

by HorizontalRhinoceros December 28, 2020

Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises

Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect

by White Rider March 26, 2025

Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022

Lincoln

A racist bigot that despises any person with skin color different than his own.

"That Lincoln over there hates blacks"

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021