kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.

Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?

by thumpr033 April 26, 2011

wheel jerking

The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.

Fuck work man, I was so close to wheel jerking on the freeway on my way home.

by yellowbuss November 1, 2015

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005