3 second blow job

A quick blow job usually lasting 3 seconds or less, usually not the male's fault. the girl, disgusted by the penis, turns away and oddly enough looks for another. Usually ends with the smacking of the lips.

3 second blow job:

Andy: Oh, this feels great!

3 Seconds later...

Andy: What the hell, why did you stop?

Hannah: Penis is gross!

by Steven Moon June 24, 2008

3 run jimmy jack

a phrase commonly used by LAA Angels' Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever a 3 run home run is hit by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

At the end of the game, HOWIE KENDRICK HIT A 3 RUN JIMMY JACK for a game winner!

by katierose June 7, 2010

3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.

"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

3:15

the act of masturbation

Person 1: So, did you get get a chance to 3:15 last night?

Person 2: Yes! I 3:15-ed ALL night!

by Harryball February 3, 2010

3 hole punch

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter

Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"

by Hangin chad September 26, 2007

3/4 pants

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than long pants

It was like he was wearing 3/4 pants in the middle of winter.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2008

3 to 8 scale

with 1-10 being the typical scale for rating anything that comes to mind, the 3 to 8 scale rates in the same way but limits you to the number 3 for a minimum to emphasize the extreme negativity of 1 and 2, and limits you to a maximum of 8, to emphasize the superiority of the numbers 9 and 10.

person 1: "that bitch is fine"
person 2: "3 to 8 scale?"
person 1: "damn i dunno...probably a 9."

by Nuggahdamus December 1, 2011