Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

Nut

Jizz, spunk, man-milk, splurge, bust-result, cum, Harvey-Honey, white-piss. You get it.

I nut

by GoatSocks November 20, 2023

Nut-skinning

Where you take your/others ballsack and drape the skin from your sack and put the skin on your face

We should try nut-skinning tonight

by hundexnyh April 28, 2024

nut hammer challenge

The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.

"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"

by johnnyversace August 14, 2018

Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025