Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.
Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
Get the Bag-lady Syndrome mug.when some one has been playing guitar hero for so long on expert they think the are a real guitar hero but really if you gave them a real guitar it would sound like a cat drowning whan they played
guy1: hey i just did 'dragonforce' 'throught the fire and the flames' on guitar hero 3 on expert 100%
guy2: wow really have a go on my les paul special
guy1: ok sweet *picks up guitar* *&$$&%#^%^#^&^(*$%$#@#$7 *plays horibble*
guy 2: put my guitar down the the hell outta my house and never speak to me again, buy a real guitar and get over your guitar hero syndrome u noob ass-raper
guy2: wow really have a go on my les paul special
guy1: ok sweet *picks up guitar* *&$$&%#^%^#^&^(*$%$#@#$7 *plays horibble*
guy 2: put my guitar down the the hell outta my house and never speak to me again, buy a real guitar and get over your guitar hero syndrome u noob ass-raper
by btf'07' January 8, 2008
Get the guitar hero syndrome mug.The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
Get the Kevin Jonas Syndrome mug.The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
Get the Lumberjack Denial Syndrome mug.Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Syndrome mug.aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.
by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005
Get the Orange Pecker Syndrome mug.The term can refer to multiple circumstances but for the purpose of this definition we will limit to white knights who frequent adult venues like strip clubs.
In the adult world, a "White Knight" is a guy who goes to an adult venue taking full advantage of the woman's perceived depravity while he is in fact being taken advantage of for his money by a girl who knows all too well what she is doing and likely rather enjoys her job, especially with suckers like these. However because he believes he is taking advantage of a woman in need, he tries to rescue her from the deviant nature of the other men in the bar and be like a respectful boyfriend.
In the end, the White Knight Syndrome sufferer constantly flames and otherwise insults the men who go there for the intended reason who have the common sense to realize what it is the girls actually go to work for each time. This makes him sleep better at night after he is a patron at one of these clubs, because he saved the girl and treated her like a true lady even if her intention was to entice deviance from the men of the club.
Also known as brown nosing, kissing ass, and being a sell out.
In the adult world, a "White Knight" is a guy who goes to an adult venue taking full advantage of the woman's perceived depravity while he is in fact being taken advantage of for his money by a girl who knows all too well what she is doing and likely rather enjoys her job, especially with suckers like these. However because he believes he is taking advantage of a woman in need, he tries to rescue her from the deviant nature of the other men in the bar and be like a respectful boyfriend.
In the end, the White Knight Syndrome sufferer constantly flames and otherwise insults the men who go there for the intended reason who have the common sense to realize what it is the girls actually go to work for each time. This makes him sleep better at night after he is a patron at one of these clubs, because he saved the girl and treated her like a true lady even if her intention was to entice deviance from the men of the club.
Also known as brown nosing, kissing ass, and being a sell out.
"So you're there to get a charge out of imposing on them to compromise their dignity more than they probably already feel they are by being there in the first place?" - White Knight Syndrome sufferer
by The Red Knight August 6, 2012
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