A person or persons selected to accompany a driver on an automobile trip for the sole purpose of having access to the carpool (HOV) lane.
Scott needs to be in LA for a 10:00 am meeting. The trip from San Diego could take 2 hours or 3 hours each way depending on traffic. If he can find a Carpool Monkey, he can use the HOV lane and cut his travel time in half.
by xemo November 15, 2010

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022

by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

Share Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.
The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.
Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.
On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016

by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023
