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penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone
I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019
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Penis rad

Dan: woah man that was penis rad

Jah: thanks man
by Rapidnut May 30, 2019
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Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.
Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!
by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020
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penis flab

It's a penis that has a flab
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016
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Penis

Person: Man I sure do love eating John's penis!
by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023
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Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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Penis

A pee pee is a long (sometimes) meat stick that the homies clash together for fun (hehehe sword go cling clang)

Also interactable on
-Females
-The boys
-Glass
-Brick holes
-Teacher (male)
-Teacher (female)
-The homeless man on the street ($20 is $20)
Jackson: "wanna clash our penis's together?"
Addison: "hell yeah just let me un-sheath it"

*There will be blood starts playing*
by The cock chafer February 21, 2023
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